GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a